Radiya:
Staring at this history essay like its gonna write itself. Blah
Yasmina:
wait patiently because it will write itself
Radiya:
looool shup write it for me :-D
Yasmina:
pay me and I might
Radiya:
do you accept breath mints as payment?
Yasmina:
I only accept British pounds, amazon vouchers and copious amounts of books.
Radiya:
you have the wrong number. Please stop calling.
Yasmina:
debt collectors will be visiting you shortly. This is your final demand notice
Radiya:
ma'am this bus shelter is for sitting not sleeping. Please take your bin bag and move along now
Yasmina:
lady, you are not allowed to solicit such services on the street corner. Kindly leave or you will be taken downtown to the station
Radiya:
sir- oh i mean ma'am sorry. Please put your clothes back on, you're in public
Yasmina:
miss you are under arrest for peeing on a national landmark and exposing yourself in front of thousands of innocent bystanders.
Radiya:
no ma'am i would not like you're services- no please i don't care if you only charge 50p an hour
Radiya:
your*
Yasmina:
accusing an officer of the law of such things will only gain you more jail time. Now quietly get in the police car.
Radiya:
Aww don't worry honey I'll help you find your way back to your mental home. Come along dear
Yasmina:
you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do will be held against you in a court of law. Now get in the f***ing car
Yasmina:
Radiya has been detained for multiple crimes especially random acts of aggressive public nude dancing which she says is spiritual
Radiya:
come now ma'am you can't keep stealing officer's uniform and playing out your fantasy. Lets get you back to the mental home
Yasmina:
excuse me impersonating an officer is a federal offence. Now pipe down or you won't get your phone call!
Radiya:
dear put the microphone down and come into the ambulance. Yes we can go to the beach just take your medication. There's a goody!
Yasmina:
hugs not drugs! I'm hosting an intervention for Radiya and her addiction to sniffing glue and eating her toe fluff. Please join us
Radiya:
LOST : @yasmina__c if anyone sees her please do not approach but call the police and a cage will be delivered along with a tranquiliser gun
Yasmina:
FOUND: @Radiya_x awkward teenager, obsessed with twlight and insists that everyone refer to her as Bella. Also believes Vampires are "real"
Radiya:
that was poor. Bow your head in shame :-/
Yasmina:
I do not bow to those who are not worthy of such things! Off with thy head you filthy wench!
Yasmina:
also if this were a competition I've already won so huzzah!
Radiya:
Nah i had you after i baited your mental illness. Bazinga!
Yasmina:
you wish! You lost after you wrote you're instead of your. Grammatical errors incur the greatest penalties. Ask the Queen!
